Hello, Ashley. I knock on the door, what do you do? Ignore it? Wrong! Then you just piss me off. Now I have to break a window to get in your house. Wrong again. I break the window then wait for you outside KNOWING you'll run away from the house. But wait...what if I do the opposite, now? Or what if I do exactly as I said? You don't know. Don't pick wrong, bitch. Or you and your friend will be cut into fishsticks. A Scream3 reference? Bitch, Scream is done. This is real life. Good luck.
This was freaking awesome, the last few lines got me especially! Wow, now I’m scared… haha!